Let’s face it. Dads tend to smell funny. Whether it’s that “Old Spice” smell after they shave, that gasoline and grass smell after mowing the lawn, or that smoky aroma after barbecuing or having a scotch and a cigar, they just tend to smell like, well, DAD. So this Father’s Day, why not help Dad smell like Dad with a fancy cigar and a nice scotch? You KNOW he never used that nose hair trimmer you gave him, and he already has more shop tools than an Indy 500 pit crew. And buying golf clubs is more like finding the perfect woman, so you know you can’t help him there, because he already has your mom! Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered, with a selection of over 200 single malt scotches, and a healthy selection of fine cigars to ponder. Below are some excellent and reasonably priced cigars, and some of our higher end scotches. Mom may not appreciate you for helping Dad smell funny, but she won’t mind, since you gave her such an awesome Mother’s Day experience, RIGHT? Oh. You didn’t? If you let your mom down this year (shame!) you better cover yourself there too. When you’re checking out with that fine scotch and cigar combo, and that fancy craft beer you’ll inevitably pick up for yourself, we have Moneygram services too. Mom will never complain about some extra cash in the bank!
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Fine Spirits To Haunt Your Halloween
The problem with Vodka marketing is that the truth of the matter is, when the objective of a fine spirit is to achieve the ultimate clarity in palate, and the Vodka itself is crystal clear by nature, it becomes virtually impossible for most people to be able to distinguish one top-shelf Vodka from another. One of the only ways to make a Vodka stand apart at that point is to put flavor back INTO the Vodka, which probably explains the craze of the last decade to flavor Vodka with just about everything imaginable. Give it time, and we’ll probably see “Cool Ranch” and “Zesty Nacho” Vodka hit the market. About the only other way to differentiate a Vodka in this competitive field is the packaging and the story. Somehow, Vodka lends itself very well to spookiness, which makes the Vodkas below perfect for a Halloween celebration. They’re all three of exceptional quality, and they all make for both great conversation starters, AND a decorative element of your party. David, the manager, points out that if you bought a bunch of the little 50ML Crystal head bottles, they would make an AWESOME string of lights that you could use for years to come. And we don’t want to exlude those who aren’t fond of Vodka; the Monster Bokrijks Belgian is a great ale in a collectible, monster-themed earthenware bottle. We also may have some of this year’s pumpkin beer left, or some of the spicy autumn beverages we suggested last Halloween.